i'll be everything that you need me to
My name's Melanie. I'm 18. I swear A LOT.

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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afrogeekurai
Can you post your derpiest animals pictures you have? let's see what species is broken-est.
thecutestofthecute

Oh my god yes. The derpiest animal of all time has got to be the Gray Potoo. 

I

literally

CANT

 with these birds

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saveitforsatan:

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

saveitforsatan:

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

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#oh my gosh  #im making the most inhuman sounds rn  #babys jumping 

Let me tell you about my body.
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Legs: Are you flexible?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
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Send me a url and I’ll talk about them ^•^

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lolsofunny:

tastefullyoffensive

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itsbetterthananal:

when u turn 17

image

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Anonymous
doot doot

AWH YEAH

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

DOOT DOOT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on August 20 at 9:11 pm
#DOOT DOOT  #Anonymous  #ask 

stardustkr7:

If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.

All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself. 

So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken. 

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canhappenlove:

✝

canhappenlove:

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w is not a vowel
-every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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